As a writer for Wise Bread, I get a fair number of emails that actually offer advice, rather that asking for it. Most of the time that advice is sound. Usually, I will either already know about it, or feature it in an upcoming article. But occasionally I get stuff that makes me scratch my head. (See also: Frugal Uses for a Camera)
"Are they serious?" I wonder, "or are they playing with me?" Well, rather than let these nuggets go to waste, I thought I'd share them with you all. Maybe you can help sort the good eggs from the bad. Some are obviously more absurd than others though, and remember, these didn't come from me. They're from some of the more "inventive" readers of Wise Bread (you'll soon see what I mean…No. 3 is a perfect example). I have put my own notes in parentheses on some of these — I just had to comment.
Just spray it on and shine it to a quick buff! Much quicker than car wax and it's just as effective!! (Hmm, just as effective? Somehow I doubt that…)
If you're having trouble with money, seek out a partner that has a great financial head on their shoulders. If you're in debt, they'll help you get out of it. If you throw money away, they'll help you save.
There is a great deal of satisfaction that comes from wiping your butt on a credit card mailing or an electricity bill. And it helps the environment as well as your pocket!
Before I go to bed at night, I spend 10 minutes walking around the home unplugging everything that isn't in use. That includes the TV, the DVD player, the toaster, the computer and even the alarm clock on my nightstand if I'm not at work the next day. Saves me a bunch of money every month as these items all drain power.
If you've got some old wine laying around that isn't drinkable, you can turn it into vinegar. Just pour it into a container, preferably a barrel, and let it age. Voila, fine vinegar!
You always get a bunch of extra ketchups, mustards, mayos and other condiments when you eat at a fast-food joint. Don't throw them away. Open them up and pour them into your bottled condiments at home. You'll be surprised how much longer your bottle of ketchup will last.
Hey, when you're taken out to dinner make the most of it. I know I do. Just order a large meal and take half of it home in a box or doggy bag. Two free meals for the price of one.
Need I say more? (Nope, and this is shortest tip I've ever received.)
Buy 2-ply paper and pull it apart to make 1-ply. You can get four rolls out of one double-roll. (Is this even worth the time and effort?)
Put a sign above the toilet at home reminding people exactly how much to use each time. (There's frugal. There's cheap. This one needs a new category.)
It's not difficult. Also cut the hair of your children and the rest of your family. You'll save a small fortune.
Cover the company's address with a label, put on your own stamp and use it for whatever you want.
Order a glass of water with extra lemons, pour in some sweetener from the beverage holder and hey presto, lemonade for free! (I know for a fact that some people actually do this and most waiters hate it.)
Just pop along to your local library and tell them you lost one. They usually have a stash in the lost and found section — say yours is black and small and they'll almost always have one. Score! It also works for sunglasses. (I'd say this one is stealing. But some people disagree.)
(More money-making than money-saving.This one actually came from a friend of mine. It was a joke at the time, but to be honest I think he's right on. Buy low, sell high, repeat, retire. It should be taught in every school.)
They last for years, require no maintenance and are in full bloom in winter.
They look bold and attractive (??) and are usually available for free on Craigslist.
It's not stealing if you use them at work. Don't bring your own headache pills, tissues or drinks. Your employer should provide them all and you should take full advantage, including the endless supply of free coffee and tea!
You will save a bunch of gas over time instead of leaving the engine idling.
There's no shame in going through the neighbors' trash once it has been placed outside for collection. It's public domain, and you can pick up some great things that other people just don't want or need any more.
They throw away perfectly good food every night. You can eat like a king for free on the bags of food they throw away at the end of the day.
Just let everyone know you're going away for the holidays and will exchange gifts when you return. Then lay low, buy all of your presents in the after-Christmas sales for way less money and have a very happy New Year!
Whenever you go back, just take the cup in with you and refill it at the fountain. You'll never have to pay for a drink again! (I'm sure this one is stealing.)
You can pick them up very cheap, and sometimes free, from most carpet and hardware stores. Just arrange them in squares and glue them down. Great for a basement, playroom or even a hobby room. Also works with wallpaper samples.
Wait until your beer is around one-third full, then get in the way of a member of the wait staff and make sure they "make" you spill your drink. They'll usually offer to get you a free replacement, and it will be FULL! (Yep, this one is really dishonest.)
When you're running the faucet waiting for the hot water to come through, let the pitcher catch the cold water. You can use it later to water plants, flowers or boil pasta.
The local charity will clean them for you, and you can just pop back in a week, buy the ones you want for a few bucks. It's cheaper than a dry cleaner. (I think this is a joke...but the guy sounded as serious as a funeral.)
It's easy to train a cat to jump up onto the seat and go into the toilet. It will save you a fortune in cat litter. Getting him to flush is the hard part.
So this one is sneaky but it works. Pick out the exact color you want and get it mixed in the quantity you want. Take it back the next day to the hardware store you got it from and say the shade is off. They'll give you a full refund, and also put the "bad tint" on the sale shelf for $5 a can, roughly $15 less than the full price. Just go in the next day and buy all your paint back! Score!! (I'm sure it works, but man is that dishonest.)
Just go to a nearby cemetery and swipe some new flowers from a grave. The dead people won't miss them and someone else will get a smile from them. (Karma anyone?)
The exchange rate will give you a saving. (This must be really old. Our currencies are now so close it would not be worth the effort.)
If you don't cut your own hair, the local barber shop or hair salon will gladly give you the cuttings from the floor. It's soft, free and biodegradable.
They're not just for homeless people. If you get chilly at nights, slip newspaper pages between the sheet and duvet. Newspaper is a tremendous insulator.
Those late-night hours are great. You'll have no lines at the checkout, no crowded aisles, and your pick of the bargains and markdowns that are being put out for the next day.
Place a common house brick inside a plastic bag and seal it. Repeat this seal with another bag, just to make it super water proof (you don't want brick corrosion). Put this in your toilet's tank and it will save you a lot of money on your water bill over the years.
You'll be amazed at how many new books you can read for free if you increase your reading speed. I spend an hour or two at Borders almost every evening and usually get through two brand new books every week. No charge.
College kids throw things out with no regard for their worth. They just want them gone, and they don't want to move them. I have picked up refrigerators, microwaves, desks, chairs, shelves and even TVs!
Rush hour driving is a gas guzzling experience. Train tickets are also more expensive at rush hour. See if you can start early and leave early. You'll work the same hours but save commuting cash!
Most of the time, the real weight from your broccoli, beets and other veg comes from the thick stalks and stems. Cut them off, you'll cut the price by at least half!
To most kids, the sound of the ice cream truck is a sign to come inside and beg for money for an overpriced popsicle. But not in my house. I told my kids that when the ice cream truck plays a tune, he has ran out! Then, I give them a much less expensive popsicle from my own freezer. (But means that one...one day, they will find out!)
It may take you a little longer to get where you're going, but this is the optimal speed for good fuel consumption. You'll get a way better mpg from your car.
They can be great for making smoothies, muffins and other snacks and drinks that require flavor without needing the fruit to be in perfect condition.
These things take so long to cool down that you can actually turn them off 5 minutes before the cooking time is up, and your dish will come out fine. Also works well with toaster ovens.
If you're thinking of quitting a relationship, make sure you exit before any major anniversaries, birthdays or anything like that. The last thing you want to do is buy an expensive present right before you go your separate ways. (I'd call that one a bit mercenary.)
I'm serious! Usually, you're just buying on impulse anyway. It's been proven that most of us only use about 20% of the stuff in our closets, so why add more to that unused portion? After a year, you will have saved hundreds and hundreds of dollars.
There may be tax breaks but when you're single you're rolling in money, even on a low salary. Get married and it will all go away. For a start, women need way more money than men, including toiletries, clothes, shoes, hair styling and more. Most women can't go five days on one big batch of chili or spaghetti — they want variety. And salads cost a fortune too. Once you start having kids, kiss goodbye to any extra cash you did have. Seriously, stay single. It's the best way to save money. (Have to point out as a happily married guy with two kids that I do not agree with this one at all. But I do like big batches of chili!)
Simple premise but it saves all of us a fortune in my family. We put all the names in a hat at Christmas, and then each pick out one. Kinda like secret santa, but without the secret. And that way, you're all not buying gifts for everyone. Big waste of money that holiday.
They will always have things that you can borrow instead of buying them. My neighbor comes over to use my edger, and I use his cultivator. Works great.
They're just as effective in a smaller size and they will last you twice as long.
That means only six days a week of meals instead of seven. Over 52 weeks, that's over 150 combined breakfasts, lunches and dinners that you don't have to buy. And you'll lose weight too! (Umm…talk to your doc on that one. Sounds unhealthy to me.)
All those BOGO offers are great, but only if you need two. Instead, split them with a buddy and split the bill. Score!
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#2 reminds me of a college roommate who, in the first minutes of our acquaintance, told me she had asked for a non-smoking roommate so she would have help quitting...I imagine marrying someone to help with frugality would have much the same result as my smoking roommate did...
thank you but I would rather not papercut my ass just to save 5 dollars.... can I even flush that?
I can't believe in an economy ruined by stealing and ripping people off that people would resort to eating out of dumpsters when I buy at sams and work retail & in college.
It's ridiculous, I find ways to save money everywhere but I'm not trying to live for free by risking my health, car or criminal record.
Chili, yummy, for a week, maybe if you really like chili.
Starving yourself on the regular is not cool. You'll end up with a disease like I have, I take pills 6 times a day to not feel it, if I had to choose to spend a couple more bucks or shop smarter than live with what I have I would've. Unfortunately I live very healthy and take care of my body and still have it. Starving yourself can ruin your life, I didn't do it, but it's how many people end up with Chron's. If there is food in the fridge, eat it.
Also, stealing at someone elses expense, is not frugal, it's stealing. I've seen homeless people make soup out of ketchup packets, imagine a fast food restaurant limiting those? Somebody will go hungry, more than before.
Again, boast to your friends but think about your actions, it's awesome to want to save money but to be an jerk about it, simply isn't. Find inventive ways to change your spending habits, my boyfriend and I have a competition each week, who can save the most. He takes half the grocery list and I take the other and get two carts. Hand over the coupons and compare receipts. These types of activities allow for a) healthy relationships, b) saving not stealing, brands account for much more than the actual amount of people who use coupons, so they price merchandise higher. They factor this in. That's saving and the brands LOVE IT! c) we don't look like morons for buying paint we just bought or 7 million wallpaper swatches.
Sorry about all that...
Here's my all time tip! My boyfriend and I are HUGE art fans, we like cool, creative, new stuff that's not way too expensive. So we asked a couple friends who go to different colleges to make a piece for us. Since decorating our entire apartment in student art and getting rave revues. I always tell people, ask an art student or even the teacher, it's a great way to get awesome artwork for cheap or free and help an art student out. Now we have like over 10 artists with their work in our house. Some we paid for others were free. Since we've decorated, we've brought business to all of those artists, one now has an exhibit, and still in school. As well as we were able to help them become established and build up their portfolio. It's a great way to get custom artwork and build a better/barter economy. So don't go through peoples trash...it's sketchy.
Unfortunately my kitty was completely freaked out about peeing in the toilet and took to using the bathroom sink instead. Even after bringing back the litter box I still need to keep a tray covering the sink to keep her out.
Haha some really funny ones here. Great satire of some other "tips" that you see out there. Not sure about marrying someone frugal, they might be less frugal with your money than with theirs!!
I think you're getting spammed, you might want to do something about those comments....
Anyway here's another cool list of 50 more ways to save money:
http://www.money-while-you-sleep.biz/50-ways-to-save-money.html
WOW. How could any editor or publisher approve this content?! Are absolutes completely gone!
#7 -rude, how would you feel if you knew your future spouse wished to extort you for more than you had offered?
#11 -I'd like to see the haircut she gave herself.
#14 -Yes, this is stealing, you have lied about losing something you haven't.
#16 -fake flowers fade in the sun and fall over when the wind blows.
#19 -good luck with that when someone rear-ends you cause you should have already been moving.
#23 -yes, this is stealing
#25 -dishonest, rude & a lie
#29 -dishonest & a lie
#30 -more stealing
#32 -really? gross. period.
#36 -even more stealing
#40 -what a terrible parent to lie to your children. I'm sure you're really proud you've deceived your children. Don't be surprised when later in life they have cheated on something/someone.
#46 -Make an honest woman out of her! What you want to spend the rest of your life with: your money or a person?
There are some valid tips in here but appalled at the rest.
Fasting, if done properly, actually has many health benefits, including cleaning toxins out of your body. But don't think you can gorge yourself on McD's and All You Can Eat Buffets for a month, then do a fast and not pay for it. There is lots of good, reliable info out there - just do a little research first. Fasting will also give you a small glimpse into what it feels like to not be able to afford 3 meals a day.
PS - most of the list was ridiculous but I was worth reading for the 'free' laughs. :)
Sometimes when companies send you an envelope to use, i.e. electric bill, credit card statement, they have a mark on it so that when the post office runs it through their machines it automatically goes to that company, even if you put a label over the address. Trust me, i process mail for an electric co and the amount of mail we get in our "reused" envelopes that wasn't intended for us is ridiculous!
What great tips! This will encourage us all to give up those pesky ethics as just a big drag on our finances. I mean, why be self-sufficiently frugal when you can con others. I especially like the tips to steal things from others - sweeeeet....
Really - anyone who takes most of these seriously is a fool.
I think most people would agree that saving money is something “easier said than done”. Personally, I believe it’s a mind-set that needs to be developed by creating good money-saving habits.
Here are some things I’ve done to help change my spending habits:
- Cooking more at home ? Eating out is very expensive especially if you do it a couple times a week
- Shopping online ? You can find better deals than in the store and you save on gas (I recommend http://www.shoptivity.com)
- Paying the full balance on credit cards each month ? Interest charge is like giving away free money
- Don’t forget to pay yourself ? Set up an online savings account (they pay higher interest than a normal savings account)
- Setting a budget and goals ? It’s good to have your goals written down so you see them everyday and don’t lose focus on your ultimate objectives
Again, saving money requires a lot of patience and hard work. However, you’ll thank yourself later on in life. Good luck everyone!! =)
What about insurance? It is such a big part of life, and probably one of the biggest when it comes to chewing through the wallet. There are ways of going about it to save money though. Shopping around for cheaper quotes is one. Websites like this offer free quotes for insurance online.
We actually know someone who does these things...house is done with mis-matched paneling, appliances, furniture,etc. Sits at the LOCAL restaurant and drinks coffee all morning long, waits for them to give him breakfast. Sold land that he bought super cheap to families wanting to build/live/drop a well (it was once a toxic dump). Made/saved millions...all while screwing his neighbors/family.
There will always be people who take frugality too far at the expense of others...just another form of narcissism.
I write the blog: In Birdy's Eyes @blogspot.com, there are a few of these money savings tips that I know about and have posted in that blog, however, here is one that most people don't know about and I do it every time I clean my clothes:
Detergent is soap, lye, and fragrance. You can get the same amount of clean with lye and salt, in fact salt also brightens the whites and kills germs, if you want to have your clothes smell good too, run it through the rinse cycle twice, then hand dry the clothes, outside where they will dry naturally, and pick up the smell of the outdoors. Enjoy